Where in the Bible is there a talking donkey?
The talking donkey appears thrice in the bible first on page 87 “And the donkey did say unto the toothbrush,put some paste on and cleanse my palate of sin and the taste of crap.To which the toothbrush replied,”F*#k me a talking donkey”. Again on page 167 “The donkey did quencheth its thirst with a ice cold cider and as the nobleman strode upon its back screamed”P#@* off fatso can’t you see I’m on a break,you’ll have to walk”. And finally on page 396 just prior to his untimely death “As the lonely Arab snuck into the desert night you did come upon a sleeping donkey,the sparkle of the donkeys shiny coat in the moonlight put the lonely Arab into quite a trance.The now aroused Arab lifted the donkeys tail and the donkey did say unto him”Don’t go there brother I don’t swing that way”.The donkey was killed and eaten the next morning. I hope this helps.There is also a talking crack addicted ketchup bottle in the bible but that is the answer to another question.
