Where have all the black males gone?
A lot of sisters are afraid they’ve been looking in all the wrong places. Many have no trouble bumping into men who appear to be eligible if not elegant catches. It’s just that when they do, it always turns out something’s wrong. They say, too many brothers are “threatened” by successful black women. Or, they’re already taken or they ain’t the marrying kind, you know. With some you go to bed and wake up to find their wrist is limp. Recently, in the middle of an annual black bourgeoisie hen’s party around Christmas time in San Francisco, a prominent black woman stood up and said she already knew exactly why she hadn’t been able to find a black man. Everybody said “why?” “Cause I scare they ass away,” the sister bragged, slipping easily into the vernacular middle class black people use when they want to “get down” or bask in being black for dramatic effect. “The first thing I let them niggers know is they got to show me a negative HIV and a positive cash flow.” One hefty lady – with the
