Where does The Red Ninja live?
A. There are many theories as to the residence of The Red Ninja. Some (idiots) say he lives in a futuristic space bubble three miles below the earth’s crust. Others say he hangs out behind the Circle-K Mini-Mart down on the corner of Ocean and Rhodes. I however think that he is nomadic and is far too mysterious to stay in one place for too long either that or the space bubble theory.