Where does a haggis live?
A haggis is a small animal native to Scotland. Well when I say animal, actually it’s a bird with vestigial wings – like the ostrich. Because the habitat of the haggis in exclusively mountainous, and because it is always found on the sides of Scottish mountains, it has evolved a rather strange gait. The poor thing has only three legs, and each leg is a different length – the result of this is that when hunting haggis, you must get them on to a flat plain – then they are very easy to catch – they can only run round in circles.
