Where did people in the stone age take a dump?
” In the beginning, people pooped everywhere. It was the stone age of mankind, and the toilet soon came to exist as humanity needed in order to survive. After all, defecating into one’s food bed was not an appreciable act—typically because if there was food still in there, our ancestors would starve to death debating whether or not consuming it along with pieces of foul matter was a proper act for survival. Thus, a guy perhaps named something along the lines of Johnson or TOTO, created a hole in the ground, and surrounded it with wooden sticks. Jumping for joy uttering the caveman talk, a conversation with his peon (probably similar in the relationship between Aristotle and Plato), was mostly something like this: Johnson/TOTO: OOGAH-OOGAH WEEEE WAP WAAAHH WARGHGHGH!! (I did it! It is exquisite!) Plato-equivalent: GA GAR DE PA POOPOO!!! (Humanity can now shit without fear!) Johnson/TOTO: GA GAR SHWALALAL? POOPOO DE MI POOPOO FAKKU YUU!!! (Did you say “humanity?” Curse you all! Only I po
