Where can someone buy a joke calendar with pictures of dog poop?
Dog Poop Calendar? Is this a joke? Hardly! Though you may want one for a gag dog gift, the dog poop calendar is the culmination of one dog owner’s endless hours spent cleaning, collecting, watching, and waiting for dog poop. “Sh!t Happens,” and never has this statement been more apt than with regard to the canine. Sun, sleet, snow or showers, they gotta go when they gotta go. Dog poop is the one common denominator of owners everywhere. Sure as your Saint Bernard sheds, you will one day find yourself standing on the end of the leash, watching Spot sniff around for an appropriate place to leave you that special dog gift. As he eases in to that familiar squat, you might strain your eyes through the blowing snow for a quick stat check on color, consistency, size, and shape. When the cold has penetrated your very marrow, and the dog poop freezes before it hits the ground, you may just find that zen-like place from which was birthed the Dog Poop Calendar. Now you can achieve that same inner
