Where can I obtain high quality fighting rabbits for the Easter Sunday rabbit fighting festival?
The Siberian Fighting Rabbit is truely a spectaular species, and I am saddened to hear of the epidemic. Our local supplier has never even seen one, let alone been able to supply them for the bullring. Having relayed that sad news, I am greatly heartened to be able to inform you that our supplier has recently hired my cousin Elmo to round up a herd of Jackalopes that have been plagueing the local farmers. They are a bit larger than the Siberians, and require eighteen foot high reinforced chain link fence for containment. They have the added feature of horns, making them devilishly hard to master within the bullring. This particular herd has only about 150 head, but there is another herd we know of living in a box canyon a little south of here, and we can probably acquire close to 500 for you. There is a minor problem. Cousin Elmo was brutilized by a little vixen last night, and he is a fright to see. He may need to recruit some help to complete the roundup and deliver them to you on suc
