Where can I find some of the best quotes from Mitch Hedberg?”
Here Are Some Mitch Quotes My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said “No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah.” Mitch Hedberg The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall. Mitch Hedberg I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. Mitch Hedberg I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others. Mitch Hedberg …and then at the end of the letter I like to write “P.S. – this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. Mitch Hedberg I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill… Mitch Hedberg I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly… Mitch Hedberg I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighting pen, but he could not read
