Where can I find some funny fathers day quotes?
Funny Fathers Day Quotes Witty Quotes for Fathers Day By Simran Khurana, About.com Looking for humorous quotes about fathers? Here are some funny fathers day quotes. These quotes reflect the subtle wit with a touch of satire. Red Buttons Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. Ernest Hemingway To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. Bill Cosby If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty
