Where art thou, voice acting lessons?
I suppose I should preface this by saying that not even Sir John Gielgud could have pulled off a decent performance in this series, the scripts were that awful. Also, Len Carlson, who voiced what was supposed to be Ganon, didn’t do a bad job. Still, that doesn’t mean I’m going to let all the other wretched voice acting get off scot-free. Jonathan Potts (Link) was outright nauseating to listen to as he portrayed the skirt-chasing “hero.” Although, given that he took part in Jason X, maybe this series was just a precursor. Zelda got it even worse because she sounded like she was voiced by a porn star. I mean that in every sense, too. Her voice starts and stops at bizarre times, and she puts the inflections on the wrong words not unlike everybody in the Double Dragon movie. But the other aspect of this little theory of mine is even better. There are some absolutely hysterical moments involving Zelda saying things you’d expect a porn star to utter. Example: Zelda is hosting the aforementio
