Where are the teletubbies now?
Some say that the Solar Meltdown was in fact a cover up in order to protect the identities of the teletubbies. Tubbyland was moved to Chernobyl, for tax purposes, and after they hit the UK, it was clear that crappy plastic toys were not enough to hold off the fans, and a mad surge to the Ukraine came about. The large blast was in fact an explosion caused by Tinky Winky’s handbag being caught in the Tubby Custard machine. It was thought that ALL teletubby fans died in the explosion. However this was not the case, as it has later been revealed that a small child of 34 managed to escape unharmed, and found them hiding under a desk. Tinky Winky (the gay one), Laa Laa (the dumb blonde), Dipsy (presume a man) and Po (that one with the scooter) are in fact all clones of Gary Coleman gone wrong.
