Where are the rocks that The Pink Hippo wrote on?
The rocks exist – but we have not yet been able to find them. Finding the rocks is one of the challenges that The Pink Hippo has given to man. This is easy to explain because in the 6,047 years since The Pink Hippo created the Universe, the Earth has changed and the rocks may now be covered in soil. The good news is that the words on the rocks were copied down by Hippoist scholars very soon after the Earth was created. So, we have the original words of The Pink Hippo and they explain completely how the Universe was created. Recent research Robert Braithwaite and Richard Whatstandwell of the Archaeology Department of The Hippoist University of Heanor, have recently published a paper (*) concluding that the rocks were those of the Black Rocks formation near Wirksworth between Middleton Top and Cromford. Unfortunately the rocks were severely damaged during the creation of the Sheep Pasture incline between the canal at Cromford and the High Peak Railway. “We have a great deal of documentar
