When will we start seeing Segway product placements on TV and in movies?
Currently we are in a minor dispute with a Mr. Albert Broccoli over whether a 12mph sidewalk chase scene constitutes “heart-pounding excitement,” but we hope to resolve this issue soon. Also, don’t be surprised if you turn on BET some time soon and see Missy “Misedemeanor” Elliot in a giant mylar suit and space goggles zooming back ond forth on a Segway in a tunnel-shaped room lit entirely in purple and red lights. No promises, but it definitely might happen.