WHEN WILL HIPSTERS GET A CLUE AND START DRESSING LIKE SOMALIANS?
Describing the current state of hipster fashion would be pointless since it hasn’t changed in three or more years– maybe five years? There have been certain additional trends laid on top of the ever present trends such as “Native American” items (feathers, MOCCASINS, dream catchers, shirts with wolves howling at moons, the desire for nature (as long as drugs are involved) and even sweat lodges,) and “Pirate” items (if I go into detail about this I will kill myself and it’s Christmas Day so no) and of course the whole unicorn dolphin rainbow sparkly mustache kick. What I want to know is when are hipsters going to GET REAL and start dressing like Somalians? Please see below for more detailed information: Pictured above we see two gentlemen in effortless summer clothing and one in a more formal suit which is reminiscent of a military style (hipsters love military coats, patches, etc.) The gentleman in the white pants has them cuffed, which is cool and attractive with his baggy yellow butt
