When will Fireland die?
“Death” as we commonly think of it does not apply to Fireland. To die, one must be living in the first place, and while stalwart fans may think of Fireland as a living, breathing, ever-evolving entity, it is really much more complex than that. Fireland transcends life, and thus death, too. Our definitions and beliefs no longer apply to it, if they ever did. That being said, Fireland had a pretty close call with the Grim Reaper last week when my ISP threatened to “pull the plug” due to outstanding payments. Curse this health care system!
