When tying a bow tie, what is the appropriate knot for a boating luncheon?
A. The correct answer is a bunch knot, which is often confused with the popular winch knot. A winch knot is what you should use to tie your wife to your bedpost. A pinch knot is what you use for the trash. A squinch knot is what you use for the recyclables. A finch knot is what you should use to tie finches together. A quince knot is inappropriate before the winter solstice. I mean, please. Q. How can I transition some of my classic winter items into warm weather looks? A. Don’t throw your winter coat away just because it got some snow on it! Throw it away because that homeless man brushed up against you on the street. Or transition it into some cute looks for spring. Try paring a heavy coat with no clothes underneath. Temperatures will rise and you will stay cool, just make sure to keep those legs crossed and put down a towel before your sit on the subway. Winter scarves and hats make great chew toys for the dog. Better take off the price tags first! Also, boots can be turned into mul
