When the GAA championship starts what should a Cork Citizen do?
You should immediately set about seeking a ticket for the All-Ireland final as this is the most exciting time to see Cork play. Stock up on annoying horns, erect several 12×12 red and white chequered flags outside your gaf and paint children’s faces red and white. Despite protests from teachers and social workers do not allow them to remove until the final has been. If you are in exile and watch the games in a bar you must ensure all your fellow patrons know the De Banks. Buying them plenty of gat will ensure this.
