When it rains, doesn rain, or the weather changes, american citizen say it because of global warming. What is global warming?
Global Warming is an atmospheric condition brought about by the northern migration of Hispanics. While experts disagree on whether an actual temperature change is taking place, the sunny smile of a Mexican maid or the tropical micro-climate of a day labor center makes the average american employer think he’s vacationing on the sunny beaches and warm waters of Baja. Anyway, if global warming is real, it is good for sun people like Hispanics. Let the Anglo Ice People huddle around their last receding glacier while frantically offering up environmental legislation to their gods of ozone.
