When did jesus die for the second time?
Jesus Garza was a lawn jockey from New Mexico. While riding his mower, it spun out of control and entered Interstate Highway 10 where he collided head on with an 18 wheeler. Surprisingly, Jesus almost died once but luckily he survived, and was taken to a hospital where they repaired multiple fractures and put him in ICU. After 2 days of recovery a friend brought him 101 Wild Turkey and Tequila. Jesus lit a cigarette as he was doing whiskey and tequila shots. The resulting explosion (cigarettes and alcohol) and subsequent fireball killed 11 hospital patients, one of who was Jesus.
Jesus only died once, you are thinking about when he rose from the dead and ascended into heaven body and soul. Adam and Eve were not blood relatives so they were not committing the act of incest. all bibles say basically the same thing just in a slightly different way the stories are called parables and are supposed to enlighten you to the right path but most people have different explanations for them so don’t worry about not understanding them. there are many religions in the world, go and have a look you’ll know which ones right for you when you find it, but you don’t really need to follow one particular religion as long as you are a good person.
Jesus didn’t die twice, only once. To find a Bible where the stories and meanings are more clearly explained, you could go to a good bookshop like Waterstone’s and look in the religion section. Have a look inside some of the Bibles and see which is most accessible for you to read. Some also have explanations of the stories and meanings. Many of the stories in the Bible are not meant to be taken literally, but to outline a message, the story of Adam and Eve being one of them, with the message that God created humans. It doesn’t necessarily have to have happened:-) Good luck!
Jesus died just one time! I believe that God only used incest to populate the world. Then once the nations were created by Cain, Abel and Seth there was the Tower of Bable which mixed up the nations and tongues of the people, scattering them about the land… creating the races. I believe that it was around this time that God decreased man’s years from 900+ years to 120 years; once the world was populated as God saw fit. .
