Whats with all the Gargoyle references?
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I was a lowly frosh at the prestigious California Institute of Technology. After a grueling week of a torture called “Rotation” in which poor frosh are forced to mingle and meet hundreds of random upperclassmen (most of whom they will never speak to again…), I was selected into that glorious Hovse known as Fleming. Early in my time there, the newly formed Fleming-frosh had a “confrontation” with a certain member of the sophomore class… THE TASKMASTER! Over the course of this confrontation, I was called upon to display courage in the face of unreasoning animosity. Having spent the last month and a half struggling to conform to the latest military standard, I stepped up to the plate with my best military pose, and faced down that powerful force of nature… Of course, some silly senior was snapping pictures like crazy, and in the heat of the moment, I didn’t realize that my image had been captured on film… Several weeks go by, and that se
