Whats up with Canadian military cadets?
Yes, it’s true. A disproportionate number of Canadian World Domination fans are cadets. A good friend of the Generals, who is attending the Royal Military College, and thus cannot be named (for fear of hazings), can’t explain the attraction of Canada’s military-in-training to our most honourable and well-conceived plans. The Generals have a theory: cadets like to see a future in which they get to fly their super-fightin’ jets and anthrax the hell out of non-conformists. We love this attitude! Keep it up cadets, you eager little darlings you!
