What’s the worst tourist attraction you’ve been to?
Dave Barry: A little place called the Blue Grotto on the Isle of Capri, in Italy. It’s just a dank cave that smells like B.O. You have to wait for hours, pitching up and down in these little boats, people barfing all over the place. All of the guidebooks say it’s supposed to have this mysterious blue glow, but all it is is B.O. I would advise strongly against it. Do you have any hobbies? Dave Barry: Well, I play the guitar. Not well, but I’ve played it for a long time without getting any better…Which is not easy. If you could face anyone in Celebrity Boxing who would it be? Dave Barry: I would go with Martha Stewart. Wait no; she would kill me. I’d have to go with Barry Manilow. Do you think you could knock him down? Dave Barry: I could take Barry. You heard it here first. What is the worst section of the Sunday paper? Dave Barry: Any section that’s not running my column. For more info on Dave please visit his website: www.davebarry.