Whats the story of Moses and the ten commandments??
While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he couldn’t find a pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain (a parody of Moses) received some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. These were called the “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” by the FSM, the “Commandments” by Mosey, and the “Condiments” by his Pirate gang. While there were originally ten “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”, two were dropped on the way back down the mountain, with eight remaining. This event “partly accounts for Pastafarians’ flimsy moral standards”. The FSM’s commandments address the treatment of people of other faiths, worship of the FSM, sexual conduct, and nutrition.
When Moses had climbed some way up Mount Sinai God spoke to him, “Give this message to the house of Jacob, the children of Israel (see sidebar): You have seen what I did to the Egyptians and how I bore you on eagle’s wings to bring you to Myself. Now, because you came to Me, if you will obey My voice and keep the agreement, the covenant I have for you, you shall be a special treasure to Me above all the other people of the earth – for all the earth is Mine. You shall be a kingdom of priests, a holy nation (showing all the rest of the world how to live).” Moses climbed back down to where he’d left the people and told them what God had said and all the people answered together, “All that the LORD has spoken we will do.” The people of Israel, recently delivered from abject slavery and severe bondage heard the words, “above all the other people of the earth,” and it sounded pretty good to them as did, “a kingdom of priests.” They well knew that the priests of Egypt were the wealthiest, hig
