What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I ate one of them oysters the other day for the first time in my life. I won’t be having another. Someone told me that if I’d eaten four in a row I’d have developed a taste for them, but I don’t think it’s worth it. Food should look nice. I think that’s why Nature puts a pearl inside the odd oyster; to give us a reason to want to open them. Do you think aliens exist? Ever seen a UFO? I think they must. The universe is huge, so it can’t just be us pottering about, can it? But I guess they won’t be spotted as much these days as they can probably go faster than they could in the 1970s, just like our cars can. Were you a strange child? I think I was pretty normal. The people who lived around us were weird, though. The weirdest was Miss Piggy. She was a big woman who lived on the estate and rode about on a three-wheeled bike with her husband sat in the basket on the back. She was always in Kwik Save, sitting in the aisle eating biscuits she hadn’t paid for, but the shop people were too scar
