Whats the name of/where can I buy that monkey toy that plays the cymbals?
Mr Monkey is tired of questions about the cymbal-playing monkey for two reasons. One: these questions do not pertain directly to Mr Monkey. Two: Mr Monkey does not approve of the purchase of his kind for the amusement of humans. However, if you must know, there is a toy available in some places (do not ask Mr Monkey which places; see next FAQ) called “Charlie,” and another called “Mister Monkey” (no relation). There may be yet others. Do your own sodding research.
