What’s the lamest joke you’ve ever heard?
A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, ‘Why the long face?’ Lame but cute and it still makes me laugh. Anita Bell www.anitabell.com Critically acclaimed author, Anita Bell, has written action and techno-thrillers including Crystal Coffin and Project Apocalypse for teenagers and young adults, and the Kirby’s Crusaders series for children. She has also published over 100 short stories, poems and articles under various pen-names. Q. Describe yourself in 5 words? A. Fun, crazy animal-nature lover. Q. Where is your most favourite place in the world, and why? A. Our lagoon-style swimming pool. It wraps around our house in tropical gardens and has fairy lights to make it a magical place, day or night, and we have a huge big screen TV through the window of our games room so we can have “dive-in movies” any time with my kids. Q. What is your favourite thing to do on holiday? A. Go to our beach-side penthouse and sit in the roof-top spa, watching my teenage boys surf while the whales play
