Whats the French for “Slainte”?
The Tetley Walker Football Club has been booted off its ground because its players do not drink enough beer at their Carlsberg Tetley sports and social club in Warrington, Cheshire. A spokesman for the social club said: “We’re talking about a huge sports complex. If people don’t spend money at the bar, we simply won’t survive.” Hard to tell who really got screwed The French chambermaid may have become a staple of the saucy video, but it was a porter and his insignia that got the owners of one of Paris’s poshest hotels hot under the collar. His uniform clearly identified Le Crillon hotel as the unwitting backdrop to a popular porn video starring well-endowed Italian stud Rocco Siffredi. Keen to preserve its upstanding image, the hotel persuaded the courts to cut 13 minutes of offending footage. But, proving that porn can pay even for unsuspecting extras, the porter’s income was enlarged by the award of £10,000 in damages. World’s biggest conger line Simon Woodroffe, managing director of
