Whats the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
You can hit a baseball farther with a bassoon. Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike? A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range. Q: What’s the best recording of the Walton Violin Concerto? A: “Music Minus One” Q: What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a baby elephant? A: Eleven pounds. Q: Why are violist’s fingers like lightning? A: They rarely strike the same spot twice. Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 13 – one to do it, and twelve to stand around and say, “Phhhwt! I can do that!” Q: What’s the difference between alto clef and Greek? A: Some conductors actually read Greek. Q. What is a glissando? A: A technique adopted by string players for difficult runs. Q: How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus? A: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom. Q: What do you call a hundred conductors at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
