Whats the difference between alto clef and Greek?
Some conductors actually read Greek. Q. What is a glissando? A: A technique adopted by string players for difficult runs. Q: How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus? A: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom. Q: What do you call a hundred conductors at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. Q: Barenboim, Levine and Mehta all went down in a plane crash. Who survived? A: Mozart. Q: How can you tell when singers are at your door? A: They can’t find the key, and they never know when to come in. Q: How do you get two bass players to play in unison? A: Hand them charts a half-step apart. Q: What’s the difference between a dead chicken in the road, and a dead trombonist in the road? A: There’s a remote chance the chicken was on its way to a gig. Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A vocalist or drummer Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer? A: Place a sheet of music in front of him. Q: Why can’t voice majors have
