Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team?
– The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. • What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde? – He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck. • What’s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? – You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. • What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? – The prostitute says “Aren’t you done yet?” The nympho says “Are you done already?” The blonde says “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.” • What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde? – A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. • What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? – You don’t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. • What’s the difference between a blonde and your job? – Your job still sucks after 6 months. • What’s the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? – You can negotiate with a terrorist. • What is the difference between a blond and a toi
