Whats the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A bad oboist can kill you. Q: Why do drummers leave a pair of drumsticks on the dashboard? A: So they can park in the handicapped zones. Q: What’s the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick. Q: Why do people play trombone? A: Because they can’t move their fingers and read music at the same time. Q: How does a violist’s brain cell die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords? A: A music critic. Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen? A: Put it in a viola case. Q: What’s the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw? A: You can tune a chain saw. Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: “That’s the banjo player’s Porsche.” Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed. Q: Why are harps like elderly parents? A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars. Q: How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway? A: Seven, if you lay them out
