Whats the difference between a long-neck and standard banjo?
The long-neck one takes more time to burn. Why did the banjo player move his house two feet? To take the slack out of his clothes line. I hear there’s a new parachute made especially for banjo players. It opens on impact. How do you sink a banjo players submarine? You knock on the hatch. What should you do if you run over a banjo? Back up, pull forward, back up… What do you call a good musician at a banjo contest? A visitor. What is the best & fastest way to tune a banjo? With wire cutters! What can you never say about a banjo player? There’s the banjo player’s Porsche. What do you say to a banjo player in a three piece suit? “Will the defendant please rise.” How do you get two banjo players to play in unison? Shoot one. When do banjo songs sound the best? When they’re over. How many banjo jokes are there in existence? Only three, the rest are true stories. Why was the banjo player staring intently at the orange juice? Because it said, “Concentrate.” How is a banjo player like a cour
