Whats the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more. • Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night. • Q: What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A: A doberman. • Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. • Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps? A: Because people could not tell which side to spit on. • Q: Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It’s called, Sosumi. • Q: Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to hold the body? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox. • Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures. • Q: What is the ideal we
