Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano saxophone?
You can tune a lawnmower. What’s the definition of a minor second interval? Two Soprano Sax players reading off the same part. How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? One to handle the bulb and the other four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune sax player, or Santa Claus? The out-of-tune sax player! The other two indicate you’ve been hallucinating. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato. A great white hunter goes on his first big game hunt in deepest Africa. After traveling many days into the jungle he approaches the village where he is to stay and starts to hear drums. The drums pound away with a relentless pattern. The first night the drums continue without ceasing. The next day, drums never ending. Before night the hunter goes to the chief and asks about the drums, the chief says drums must never stop . The man
