Whats the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?
You can tune a lawn mower, and the owner’s neighbors will be upset if you borrow the lawn mower and don’t return it. How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four others to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? The out-of-tune sax player. Meeting the other two indicates that you’re hallucinating. How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax? Add vibrato. How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four others to tell him how much better they could have done it. How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes. What’s the definition of a gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the trombone but chooses not to. What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road an
