Whats the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once! • What’s the best way to confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him. • Two girls are walking along when they hear… “Psst! Down here!” They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, “Hey, if you kiss me I’ll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!” The two girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket. The other girl said, “What did you do that for?” The first replied, “I’m not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famous drummer any day!!!” • A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some “real” musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says “I’ll take that red trumpet • over there and that accordian.” The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies “OK, you can have the fi
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