Whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. • Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. • Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. • Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?” The nympho says, “Are you done already?” The blonde says, “Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.” • Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant. • Q: What will she ask you? A: “Is it mine?” • Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag. • Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A: Cause she blows the horn! • Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. • Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off
