Whats the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe. Q. If a dollar bill was lying in the center of a room, and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get the money? A. The drummer with bad time since the other three don’t exist. Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks. Q. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. They have a machine to do that now. Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention. Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital. Q. How can you make a drummer slow down? A. Put a sheet of music in front of him. Q. How can you make that drummer stop? A. Put notes
