Whats the definition of counterpoint?
Two guitar players reading the same chart. • Three guitarists collaborated on a book of scales. Each contributed the one he knew. • How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six: one to screw it in, and five to say “I can do that!” • What are the two most frequent heavy metal guitarist lies? 1. I am not too loud! 2. I have already turned it down! • How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just steal someone else’s light. Harps • A harp is a nude piano. • A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune. • What is the definition of a quarter tone? A harpist tuning unison strings. • How long does a harp stay in tune? About 20 minutes…or until someone opens a door. • Why are harps like elderly parents? They’re both unforgiving and hard to get in and out of cars. Violas • What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline. • Wha
