Whats the closest youve gotten to making out with a guy in the recent past?
[a question asked by numerous people, like all the time] A: Not too long ago, I was sitting in a public bathroom stall when this guy entered the stall next to mine. He must have really had to go, because he kept letting out these tight little gasps every few seconds. At first, I thought it was annoying, but then I began to half-heartedly pretend that the gasps were not due to his taking a crap, but they were actually because we were being intimate and I was doing something fun to him that made him cry out a bit. It was partially like getting some play and partially just really pathetic. Thanks for letting me share that little story with you.