Whats the best way to avoid running over a squirrel?
Few things are as disturbing as running over a squirrel while driving. Squirrels are known for their ability to confuse motorists with their seeming indecisiveness, nervously twitching and convulsing as the vehicle approaches. They are able to achieve their impressive mortality rate by faking a break for the safety of the yard or tree, and then cutting back and bolting for one of the oncoming wheels just as the motorist relaxes. This is done for a number of reasons. What many motorists fail to understand is that squirrels are engaged in a psychological war with humans for the ultimate control of our natural resources. The legions upon legions of squirrel warriors are so fanatical they are willing to sacrifice themselves to cause humans emotional discomfort. The duress of constantly running over these animals often leads to depression and melancholy, sapping the life out of countless people. Squirrels understand this reaction very well and cynically use it to repress human progress. The
