Whats the best way to ask a boy out?
Boys are not as scary as they look and you’ll find that if you ask them out, they’ll often say yes. Here are five cute and simple ways to ask a boy out that are guaranteed to work*. 1) You Ask him yourself, to his face, in private. Pros: He will be touched by your bravery and honesty. Cons: Scary. 2) Mate Get one of your mates to ask him for you. This cowardly, brilliant method is favoured by boys. Pros: If he says no, you can deny all knowledge and blame your friend. Cons: You might need to have a pretend fight with your friend in public to make the story convincing. 3) Sauce Write the words: “Will you go out with me?” on the wall of his house in tomato ketchup. Pros: Artistic, dramatic. Cons: Waste of food. He may mistake the ketchup for blood and call the police. 4) Dog Write a note to the boy asking him out. Find a clever dog, attach the note to its collar and command it to deliver it to the boy. Pros: Cute, original. Cons: The dog may get run over on its journey and you will feel
