What’s the best source material besides National Geographic?
Go to any Vogue and cut out diamonds. B: Diamonds and fur. A: I’m Jewish, so I think everything about diamonds is amazing. I’m really into being Jewish so I make these really bold statements like ‘Jews hate that,’ and then like five Jewish people ask me, ‘Why did you say that?’ But I think I’m really qualified to say what Jews like and don’t like. I said ‘Jews hate slurpees’ and a woman turned around and said, ‘I’m Jewish and I don’t hate slurpees.’ ‘Well, you’re not really Jewish then!’ But you don’t say that. Anyway, Jews love diamonds. Do Italians like diamonds? B: Italians like gold. A: Just fancy stuff. B: We get into weird magazines. Weird books at the thrift store. Like a set where every book is weird: weird forest creatures, psychic connections, stuff like that. What’s the weirdest animal in nature? A: Is there any animal that’s not fucked up? Dogs? A: When you spend time with a dog, it’s like, ‘No, you’re so weird!’ B: We both hate the ocean. Any sea creature is just wrong. It
