Whats the basic origin of the Transformers from the Worlds Worst Fanfic?
One day, Primus was getting ready for his big date with Unicron. When he picked up Uni, he realized that he didn’t tell Uni about the kinds of perfumes he was allergic to. Of course, as such things always go, Unicron was wearing a perfume that Primus was allergic to. Primus took one wiff and let out a gigantic sneeze. Out from his nose sprang bits of various metal, which sat there on the ground for millenia. One magical day, those pieces of metal came together and formed the Transformers! Once Primus discovered that from his mutated snot had sprung life, he realized what a miracle it was, so he gave Prime the creation matrix, which is really a spherical bottle of Channel #5.
