Whats some funny status lines youve seen one someones Facebook?
I have one friend who always posts the funniest lines. Some recent posts: “Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young” and “I ain’t saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance…she leaned over and pushed me.” My favorite is “I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.