Whats on sale at the Conservative juice bar?
The scattered remnants of the Hefferist wing of the Conservative party have been mortified to discover that the tree-loving, husky-hugging David Cameron has insisted on setting up a General Well-Being Juice Bar at this week’s conference in Bournemouth. The days of pinstriped Tory grandees having a three-bottle lunch before taking a cab to the conference hall to bellow a speech on the importance of birching nine-year-olds who get substandard marks in their Sats appear, sadly, to be over. What is the world coming to? The juice bar will be called “Cafe GWB” and will sell two organic fruit smoothies – blueberry thrill and apple dapple doo. The cafe will have a prime position right next to the main party stand. “It’s all part of the change thing,” says a friendly, helpful person at Conservative Central Office (soon, no doubt, to be renamed The Information Zone). “It’s tended to be all champagne and oysters in the past – and I’m sure there’ll still be some of that – but we want to make the p
