Whats black and screams?
A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they decide to stop for a drink at a small pond. As they lean down to drink, up pops a golden frog. The frog explains that he is in fact a magical wish-granting frog who offers six wishes to those who find his magic pond. However, since the bear and the rabbit showed up at the same time, they each get three. Bear is excited and demands to get the first wish, he immediately wishes for every other bear in the forest to be female, and it happens. Rabbit is next, he wishes for a motorcycle helmet and immediately puts it on when it appears. Bear is next, and is laughing his ass off at how rabbit seemingly wasted his first wish. Bear then wishes for all the bears in all of the surrounding forests to be female as well. Rabbit wishes for the biggest, meanest, and fastest motorcycle there is. It appears and he hops on, starts it up and takes it off the kickstand, impatiently revving the engine. By this point, Bear is rolling on the ground l
