Whats a good classy drunk story?
There was a guy who stayed all night at the bar — well, like four hours — and he proceeded to pass gas. He got belligerent when he was asked to leave. My husband, who’s also the dishwasher, acted like he was the owner of the bar and kicked him out. What’s the best or worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Well, there’s a fine line between best and worst … I guess I mean most memorable pick-up line. This guy said to me, “It’s really too bad for you that you’re married.” Do more attractive customers get served faster? Hmm. That’s a good question. Smiling customers get served faster. How does it feel to be a sex symbol? It feels soft and squishy. What is your sexiest feature? Not a lot of people know this, but I don’t have a gall bladder. That’s sexy … it gives off a little twinkle in my eye. Why do you think Eugene voted you sexiest bartender? I’m not missing any teeth; I’m fairly attractive; I seem to be vaguely enjoying what I’m doing. What’s the creepiest thing someone said to you
