What would Canada be like if every province had its own unique official language?
Right now it’s really sort of like Outside Quebec = English Inside Quebec plus Ottawa plus border crossings= dual French-English But what if to make Canada more colourful, you have 10 distinct languages: 1) Newfoundlandish = New language mixing of Gaelic and old English 2) Nova Scotian 3) Prince Edward Islandish – Uses the word “of” a lot because of Anne OF Green Gables 4) Quebec French – will stay unchanged 5) Ontarian – a New variation on modern English with a very Canadian accent 6) Manitoba – Mixture of Ukrainian, Polish, Swedish, and Scottish English 7) Saskatchewanian – Sort of a slower take on English with all new vocabulary 8) Albertan – Similar to English but every sentence will end with the words “Oil Rig” if it’s a statement, “Crude” if you’re asking a question, “Calgry if it’s an exclamation/ interjection.
