What would be a rude office behavior?
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are. However it doesn’t work if your boss copies you already.) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.” Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you’re doing. For example “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.” “Hi-lite” your shoes. Tell people that you haven’t lost your shoes since you did this. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in “Palmolive.” Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document. Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’
